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The questions below are asked by recruiting agencies to their candidates to determine their intelligence. Try it yourself. Thus, you will not only appreciate the mental potential of your colleagues, but also cheer up everyone present.

These questions allow you to find out if the test takers have a good memory, whether they have a tendency to find overly complex solutions to simple problems, and also whether they have the ability to take into account the consequences of previous actions when making important decisions and learn from their own mistakes.

Question 1

How do I put a rhino in the refrigerator?

Question 2

How to put a mammoth in the refrigerator?

Question 3

The king of beasts summoned all the animals to a meeting, which was attended by all but one. Who didn't show up for the meeting?

Question 4

You need to swim across the river, which is home to a myriad of crocodiles. How will you cross the river?

Answers

You can voice the correct version immediately after receiving the answer, or read them after the participants have put forward their versions for all the questions.

Answer to the 1st question

Open the refrigerator, put a rhino in it, close the refrigerator.

Answer to the 2nd question

Wrong answer: open the refrigerator, put a mammoth in it, close the refrigerator.

The correct answer is to open the refrigerator, get a rhino out of it, put a mammoth in it, close the refrigerator.

Answer to 3rd question

This is a mammoth, since it was in the refrigerator at that time.

Answer to the 4th question

Of course, swim, because all the crocodiles are at the meeting with the king of beasts.

Test "Where to identify an employee?"

This test is often used when applying for a job. To do this, a potential employee is brought into a room in which, apart from a table and a couple of chairs, there is nothing, they ask him to wait for a while, then they leave and appear only after a couple of hours. If a person really needs this job, he will not go anywhere. The question is what he will do while waiting for the interlocutor. And depending on this, he is assigned to a particular division of the company.

Of course, you do not need to lock an employee in an empty room to find out if he was sent to work in that particular department correctly. It is enough to select several volunteers, distribute pencils and pastime options printed on separate sheets of paper, and describe the situation to them with approximately the following words: “Imagine that you have come to get a job in our company. The secretary met you, took you to a room with white walls, in which there are only 2 chairs and a table from the furniture, and asked you to wait a few minutes, but he disappeared for almost 2 hours. You really want to work in our company, so you will have patience and will wait. To brighten up the anticipation, you will choose for yourself one of the 11 options described on the pieces of paper, and outline it with a pencil. " Also ask all test takers to sign the sheets, then collect them and announce the results.

Pastime options

1. I will disassemble the table for details.

3. I will start humming something and at the same time strongly gesticulate.

4. I will talk with furniture.

5. I will not waste time and take a nap.

6. I will write a letter in which I will express everything that I think about the current situation.

7. I will remain completely calm and will not even turn around to look at whoever enters the room.

8. I’ll be nervous, but I’ll try to convince myself that it’s not so bad.

9. I will try to play with my glasses.

10. I will study furniture defects.

11. I will try to fix the broken chair.

results

If the test-taker has chosen the first option, he is in the right place in the research and information department.

If the test-taker chose the second option, he will best prove himself in the department of finance.

If the test taker has chosen the third option, send it to the Help Department.

If the tester chose the fourth option, the most suitable place for him is the HR department.

If the test-taker chose the fifth option, he is a born manager.

If the test taker chose the sixth option, arrange for him to work in the technical documentation department.

If the test taker chose the seventh option, the firm will only benefit if he works in the security service.

If the test taker chose the eighth option, send it to the marketing department.

If the test taker has chosen the ninth option, entrust him with the software.

If the test-taker chose the tenth option, the supply department is his native element.

If the test taker chooses the eleventh option, no one can cope better with sales issues.

Profession propensity test

This comic test can be offered to those who doubt the correctness of the choice of their profession. Before asking a single question, hand out pencils and choices to the participants and ask them to sign and tick the answer they think is correct. Then collect the papers and read out the results.

How much is 2 x 2?

Answer options

2. The answer depends on the units of measurement.

3.99 (70 - to us; 25 - to you; 4 - to the cashier).

4. How much do you need?

5. Do not offer group sex.

6. As a rule, 4.

7. 5 to 7.

8. I do not consider it necessary to answer stupid questions.

Decryption of responses

1. Teacher

2. Programmer

3. CFO

4. Accountant

5. Secretary-assistant

6. Economist

8. Manager

Test "Boss or subordinate?"

Invite your colleagues to take the test and find out who is more in your team - bosses or subordinates.

This will require pencils and sheets of paper with statements printed on them. Test participants must choose their answer options and calculate their score. Then announce the results. Perhaps they will force the authorities to reconsider the personnel policy of their company.

1. For everything that happens in my life, I am responsible.

B. I don’t know.

2. There would be much less problems in my life if the people around me would change their attitude towards me.

B. I don’t know.

3. By nature, I am not a man of action, I prefer to reflect on the reasons for my mistakes, rather than take concrete steps to correct them.

B. I don’t know.

4. Often the thought comes to my mind that my life is going under an "unlucky star."

B. I don’t know.

5. Drug addicts and alcoholics are to blame for slipping to the very bottom of life.

B. I don’t know.

6. Reflecting on my life, I came to the conclusion: those under whose influence my character was formed are responsible for what happens to me.

B. I don’t know.

7. I prefer to treat my sores on my own using long-proven methods.

8. I don’t know.

8. The fact that women become bitches and worthless creatures, as a rule, are not themselves to blame, but those who surround them.

B. I don’t know.

9. You can always find a way out of any situation.

Q. I don’t know.

10. I am grateful to those who never refuse to help me, and always try to do something pleasant for them.

B. I don’t know.

11. When thinking about who initiated the conflict, I always start with myself.

B. I don’t know.

12. I believe in the omen: if a black cat crosses the road - do not expect anything good.

B. I don’t know.

13. Every adult in any life situation must be strong and be able to take responsibility for their own actions.

B. I don’t know.

14. I have a lot of shortcomings, but this is not a reason to prejudice me.

B. I don’t know.

15. If it is not in my power to influence the outcome of the case, I usually put up with it, believing that next time I will be much luckier.

B. I don’t know.

results

To calculate the number of points scored, ask the test participants for each answer "Yes" to questions 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13 and for each answer "No" to questions 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12 , 14, 15 get 10 points, and for answers “I don’t know” - 5 points.

More than 116 points.

You are definitely the boss. If you are still not in a position of responsibility, this is a big mistake on the part of your boss. You have such qualities as honesty, independence, adherence to principles, hard work and decisiveness. You are characterized by professionalism, the ability to find an approach to people and organizational skills.

From 96 to 115 points.

Are you a boss or a subordinate? It all depends on the situation. You can lead, if you see any benefit in this, and obey, if you think that it would be better for you to hide in the shadows for a while.

Less than 95 points.

You are used to going with the flow. Being a leader is not your path. It is much easier to carry out someone's orders than to take the initiative into your own hands and bear responsibility for it. However, everyone chooses his own path, because if there are bosses, there must be subordinates.

Test "How many years do you need to become a millionaire?"

Invite one of your colleagues to pass this comic test. Attach a Whatman paper with the following text on the wall:

Your salary: ____________________ rubles.

Estimated wage growth per year: ____________________% every year.

How many rubles can you save annually: ____________________ rubles.

The person being tested should write in the numbers with a marker. As soon as he does this, announce the result.

Result

According to your annual income, you have a chance to earn:

1 million in 83 years.

10 million in 138 years.

100 million in 169 years.

1 billion in 215 years.

10 billion in 271 years.

And you will be able to compete with Bill Gates no earlier than in ... 307 years. We wish you Siberian health and longevity to live to see this momentous event.

Test "Do you have a chance to become a space tourist?"

This test does not require many participants. Ask your colleagues who dream of looking at Earth from space. For those wishing to make a long journey, ask only 2 questions, calculate the amount of points they have accumulated and announce the results.

1. Do you complain about your health?

A. Thank God no (1 point).

B. Sometimes it happens (0 points).

2. Do you have $ 30 million in your bank account?

A. Of course (1 point).

B. Alas and ah (0 points).

results

2 points.

We sincerely congratulate you! You may be one of the first contenders for a space tourist spot in a rocket!

Less than 2 points.

Do not despair! There is no reason for you to be upset, because on our planet you can fly away!

Test "Your attitude to the world of art"

Some listen to music for days on end, others prefer to sing themselves, others can see beauty in the ordinary, others create it themselves, the fifth has nothing to do with some kind of art. This test will help you figure out which category your colleagues belong to. Distribute pencils and questionnaires to test takers and ask them to answer them honestly.

1. In your opinion, do such words, “nuance” and “tone” differ in their meaning?

2. Your apartment needs cosmetic repairs for a long time. Can you ignore it and live as if you have complete order?

3. Do you like drawing?

4. Do you choose clothes based on the latest fashion trends?

5. Can you say with complete certainty who Velasquez, Nureyev and Gaudí were?

6. Do you have difficulty reading your own handwriting?

7. Do you choose clothes of the same color scale?

8. Do you often visit museums?

9. When taking a walk by car, will you stop to admire the94 the walking sun?

10. Have you noticed the habit of drawing geometric shapes when you are thinking?

11. Can you be called a frequenter of exhibitions and art salons?

12. Do you like to walk around your hometown?

13. Do you like being alone?

14. Are you surprised by people who like to recite poetry in a company?

15. Do you listen to music just for fun?

16. Are you able to recall any landscape in detail?

17. Do you think that sea stones are very beautiful?

18. Do you like meeting and meeting new people?

19. Do you love poetry?

20. Have you ever wanted to decorate the walls of your own apartment?

21. Do you often change your image?

22. Do you like to rearrange furniture?

23. Have you ever tried to compose a song?

results

To find out the total points, ask the test takers for each answer "Yes" to questions 1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 11, 12, 13, 16, 17, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24 give yourself 1 point, and for the answer "No" - to questions 2, 6, 10, 14, 15, 18.

More than 16 points.

We can say about you that you are artistic in nature, you have a sense of beauty. Your life is surrounded by art that you are well versed in.

8 to 16 points.

Of course, you know how to appreciate the beautiful, but you can easily live without it. If you are asked to choose between a painting and a new computer model, you will choose the second option.

Less than 8 points.

If you have chosen a creative profession, then you have made a big mistake. You cannot understand a person who stops to admire a beautiful sunset or who stands for hours in front of a masterpiece of a great master. In life, you value only those things that can be of real benefit, and not all sorts of trinkets, even if they are very beautiful.

Test "Do you have a chance to become a talk show host?"

Many of us dream of becoming famous in childhood, working on television, hosting some popular TV show. But, as a rule, dreams remain dreams, and we choose a completely different profession. However, it is always interesting to know if we are capable of being a TV star. The answer to this question can be obtained by passing this test. But you need to treat him with a sense of humor. It is desirable that the moderator read the questions and answer options aloud, and the test takers noted the appropriate option on a piece of paper, and then calculated the total of the points scored.

1. You can't go anywhere, but the appearance for a TV star is her calling card, so each applicant must go through the so-called face control. Carefully remember to yourself, use a mirror if possible, and make sure that you have a pair of upper and lower limbs, eyes and ears, one mouth and it is full of teeth, and a nose is also in a single copy. So, do you have all of the above?

A. If I was not mistaken in my calculations, everything is in place (2 points).

B. Some of the toads are missing (1 point).

B. Among other things, I also have a piercing in the navel (0 points).

2. Do you have a habit of interrupting your interlocutor?

A. Yes, but why listen to some nonsense, it is better to listen to an intelligent person, that is, me (2 points).

B. No, the sense of decency does not allow (1 point).

Q. If I had my way, I would have interrupted everyone, only there is no machine gun (do not be afraid, I have such jokes) (0 points).

3. Are you able to shout “Applause, please!” Every 2 minutes?

A. If it is required during the program, I will try (2 points).

B. Spectators themselves know when to applaud, so the ability to shout "Applause!" not useful (1 point).

B. Yes, but only then is it really necessary (0 points).

4. Imagine that your program is on the air, all the microphones have suddenly turned off. Can you cope without acoustic equipment, shouting down the guests sitting in the studio, the audience and the musical accompaniment?

B. I can’t scream at all and I’m not able to speak in a raised tone, so without a microphone I will completely disappear (1 point).

Q. The most I can do is a loud whisper (0 points).

5. Do you like to find out the details of the personal life of a person you have met recently?

A. Of course, this is very interesting (2 points)!

B. I would very much like to, but somehow inconvenient (1 point).

B. Who might be interested in it (0 points)?

results

More than 8 points. You clearly have talent. You should try to become a local TV star.

Less than 7 points. Why do you need to become a host of some kind of talk show? You and us are good!

Test "Can you be trusted to lead an important meeting?"

This is a joke test, so the test takers must have a sense of humor. Distribute blank sheets of paper and pencils to participants so that they can write down their answers and record their scores.

1. Do you suffer from spontaneous twitching of your eyes, ears, mouth, arms or legs?

A. I did not notice this for myself (2 points).

B. I twitch my ears and wink all the time, but only to amuse others (1 point).

B. Well, occasionally with hands and feet ... Hook with the left, hook with the right. I was engaged in boxing in my youth (0 points).

2. Are you a stutterer?

A. God had mercy (2 points).

B. Yes, but only half (1 point).

Q. I don’t, but those who hear me don’t know (0 points).

3. Do you pronounce all the letters of the alphabet?

A. Yes, and not only letters, but numbers as well (2 points).

B. I pronounce hard and soft signs perfectly, there are some problems with the rest (1 point).

B. I'd better record the phonogram of my performance (0 points).

4. Imagine that you need to read a text replete with complex terms and phrases. As a workout, try to say without hesitation: "The weather is soaked!". How many times did you get lost before pronouncing this phrase correctly?

A. Not once (2 points).

5. Do you suffer from flatulence?

A. I did not notice anything like that (2 points).

B. Sometimes I suffer, like everyone around me, but I control myself (1 point).

B. I won't admit it for anything, but so that something terrible does not happen, I will put on a sound-absorbing diaper (0 points)

6. Imagine that during a meeting, out of the corner of your eye, you saw a mouse running towards you under the table. How do you react?

A. Yes, even a hippopotamus! I will pretend that nothing is happening (2 points).

B. Raise my legs higher (1 point).

B. I will try to catch her unnoticed (0 points).

results

More than 10 points.

You can certainly cope with such a difficult task as negotiating. The bosses here will take this into account.

6 to 9 points.

You can be trusted to lead the meeting, but only for a short time /

Less than 5 points.

Of course, you can arrange and conduct a meeting, but only for one person - yourself!

Test "Is your boss a monster?"

If your boss has a sense of humor and understands any jokes, you can do the following test.

Give participants blank sheets of paper and pens so that they can mark their answers.

Your task is to read out the questions and the answers to them.

Questions

1. My boss ...

A. Man.

B. Woman.

B. Difficult question.

D. Something in between.

2. My boss prefers clothes ...

A. Fashionable.

B. Classical.

B. Out of fashion.

G. Outrageous.

3. My boss smells ...

A. Nice.

G. It is difficult to say with what.

4. My boss ...

A. Soft.

B. Nothing like that.

B. Strict but very honest and fair.

D. In a word, a beast!

5. My boss expresses himself ...

A. Clear and concise.

B. Inaudible.

Q. As a mad scientist.

G. Who really listens to him ?!

6. When the boss is angry ...

A. Quickly comes to his senses and cools down.

B. This is for a long time.

B. Spits and splashes foam.

D. Forces to go to work on weekends.

7. My boss is eating ...

A. As a well-mannered person.

B. Chavkaya without hesitation.

8. As if I had been on a hunger strike for a week before.

G ... and at the same time yells at everyone who comes to hand.

8. You hinted to your boss that it would be nice to raise the salary, he ...

A. Agrees with you.

B. Becomes sad and pretends to be very busy.

B. Moves the conversation to another topic.

G. Begins to get very angry.

9. During lunch break, the chef ...

A. Goes to have a snack.

B. Plays computer games.

B. Performs a thorough inspection of your office.

10. When I accidentally meet my boss outside of work, he ...

A. Shopping

B. Walking with his family.

B. Lost in search of something in the back streets and courtyards.

G. Closely observes the girls passing by.

11. Of all the drinks, my boss prefers ...

A. Green or black tea.

B. Liquid of indeterminate color, odor and taste.

B. The blood of their subordinates.

12. At the boss ...

A. Thick hair.

B. Liquid hair.

B. Hands covered with thick hair.

D. Hairy legs that are visible when he sits down.

13. When the boss talks to me ...

A. Speaks with courtesy and restraint.

B. Angry and snorting.

B. Sniffs heavily.

G. Yelling at the top of his lungs.

14. The eyes of the boss ...

A. Kind and affectionate.

B. Thorny and cold.

B. On rollout.

D. Like the beast.

results

Most of A.

You are definitely in luck. You can't find such bosses in the daytime with fire. You need to love and cherish this.

Most of B.

This is not to say that your boss is the ultimate dream. But it gets worse. Remember the saying: "It's good where we are not!".

Most answers B and D.

If you believe your answers to the questions, your boss is nothing less than a real monster! He is so terrible and vicious, such as the world has never seen. If he eats a piece of raw meat in front of your eyes, know that it's time for you to think about looking for a new job. In fact, remember that this test is a joke!

Test "Is everything all right with the head?"

For this test, give all participants blank sheets of paper and pens. You will need to read the questions and the others will write down the answers. Their correctness can be checked against the table. The more matches, the better the test takers are smart.

1. How many birthdays do you think a woman has?

2. Do you think that it doesn’t move from its place, but it goes up and down all the time?

3. What color is the bear if it walks under the window of a house with 4 walls facing south.

4. A window is open in the room, underneath there are fragments on the floor and water is spilled. The picture is completed by the dead Johana. Who is this Johana and why did she die?

5. There is a word in Russian that is always misread. Write this word.

6. Why can't a woman living in Krasnodar be buried east of the Kama River?

7. Two played checkers. Each played 7 games and each won the same number of times. How could something like this happen?

8. Divide 20 by 1/3, add 10 and write down the result.

9. If you are given 5 paintings out of 7, how many paintings will you have left?

10. How many animals did Moses take on his ark?

11. Under Russian law, can a man legally marry his widow's sister?

12. You found yourself in a dark room, in which you barely found a candle, a kerosene lamp and a wood-burning stove. You only have one match in your pocket. What will you light up first?

13. Your doctor has prescribed 3 pills for you to take every 30 minutes. How long will it take to take the drug?

14. The collective farmer had 17 rams. All but 9 were stolen. How many rams did the collective farmer have left?

15. Count how many races does the number 8 occur in the range from 1 to 100?

16. 10 candles are on, 3 of them are out. How many candles are left?

17. The brick has a weight of 1 kg and another half brick. How much does 1 brick weigh?

18. An archaeologist found a coin dated to 40 BC. NS. Could this really be?

19. The stick should be divided into 12 parts. How many times do you need to cut from it?

20. The man went to bed at 8 o'clock in the evening, and he started his mechanical alarm clock at 10 o'clock in the morning. How many hours can he sleep?

21. There are 10 toes on the feet. How many are there on 10 legs?

23. Some months end on the 30th, and some on the 31st. What month is the 29th?

24. Father and son had an accident. The father died, and the son ended up in the hospital. An anesthesiologist entered his room and said: "This is my son!" Could this really be?

results

Participants who have scored more than 12 correct answers can proudly say that they are all right with their heads!

Test "Are you a chimpanzee or an orangutan?"

This little test will amuse any company. If you follow the logic of Charles Darwin, we all once descended from monkeys. But from which ones? This test will help you find the answer to this question.

1. Your height ...

A. Like Uncle Styopa.

B. Mediocre.

B. I did not sprout out.

2. Your skin ...

B. Swarthy.

B. Not visible under a layer of dirt.

3. Are your ears large?

A. More likely than not.

B. Ears are like ears.

B. Miniature!

4. Usually you prefer to be ...

A. Among people.

B. In splendid isolation.

B. In the company of only a select few.

5. Your favorite foods ...

A. From meat.

B. From vegetables and fruits.

B. Miscellaneous.

results

Most of A.

You are none other than a chimpanzee, a very cute and cute monkey!

Most of the answers are B and C.

You are a real orangutan, but already quite civilized.

Test "Who were you in a past life?"

To conduct this short test, give participants a sheet of paper on which they will mark their answers. At the end of testing, count the results.

1. Are you blond?

A. Absolutely!

B. No, just not blond.

B. It all depends on the mood.

2. Do you like to wear jewelry?

B. I don't need it at all.

B. When how.

3. You love when ...

Q. Lots of chocolate.

4. Do you like being the center of attention?

A. Who might not like it ?!

B. A person is adorned with modesty, so I prefer not to stand out.

B. As appropriate

5. Do you like it when you are looked after?

A. Definitely like it!

B. No, I prefer to do everything myself.

B. It depends on who is caring.

6. Do you enjoy leading others?

A. Yes, it's so nice!

B. No, it's not in my nature.

B. Dreaming about it

7. Would you reciprocate your marriage proposal to a black person?

A. Yes, worth a try.

B. Hardly.

Q. It is difficult to answer such a complex question; you need to weigh everything carefully.

8. Do you like doing housework?

A. This is not a royal affair.

B. Yes, of course.

B. I do not have such a farm.

results

Most of A.

Whether you are lucky or not, in a past life you were the leader of a large African tribe. A little, a lot, you had 13 wives (husbands), a dozen boars and a chest of jewels. You have lived for 90 years.

A meteorite that fell from the sky became the cause of your death.

Most options B and C.

You can be envied. In a past life, you were a beautiful king penguin living in Antarctica. During your long life, you have acquired numerous offspring (79 children), which reproduce and multiply to this day.

For everyone to learn a lot of interesting things about themselves, it is enough to give answers to only 3 questions. Write the names of the animals and flowers in the test on the posters and voice the questions. Participants must record the answers to them on paper. After completing the assignments, voice the results.

1. Place the following animals in order according to your liking for them.

A. Cow.

B. Horse.

B. Monkey.

2. Find a short definition for the following words.

D. Dog.

3. What person do you associate with the colors listed below?

B. Yellow.

B. Green.

G. Red.

D. Orange.

results

The first question is responsible for setting priorities in a person's life.

A cow is a career.

A horse is a family.

The monkey is money.

The sheep is love.

The tiger is pride.

The definitions of the named words describe and express the attitude:

Coffee is for love.

Cat - to a friend or partner.

Rat - to the enemy.

Ocean - to your own life.

The dog is to himself.

As for the colors, they mean the following.

White - this person is your faithful friend.

Yellow is a person who will always remember you.

Green is a person you will never forget.

Red is the person you truly love.

Circles test

This test will require whatman paper, felt-tip pens, and an unlimited number of participants. At your command, they must begin to complete the task, each on their own sheet of paper.

1. Draw a small circle in the center of the sheet.

2. Draw lines through the center of the circle that go beyond it and divide the sheet into 4 sectors.

3. In each of the resulting sectors, write one of the letters: L, P, R, C.

4. Outside the 1st circle, draw the 2nd.

5. In each of the 4 sectors of the new circle, write one of the numbers: 1, 2, 3 and 4.

6. Outside the 2nd circle, draw the 3rd and in its sectors write 1 animal each (you can also write insects, fish or birds).

7. Outside the 3rd circle, draw the 4th and in the new sectors write 1 character trait (for example, honesty, capriciousness, etc.).

8. Draw the last circle similarly to the previous ones, and in the resulting sectors, write in according to a proverb, a catch phrase, etc.

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1st circle

L means love.

NS means bed.

R means work.

WITH means family.

2nd circle

By this circle and the numbers in it, one can judge the priorities of a person in relation to love, bed, family and work.

3rd and 4th circles

They need to be analyzed at the same time. They give a detailed description of the personality of the writer and the person who drew. First, read a character trait, then an animal, and then look at which sector the resulting phrase belongs to. The result is very funny For example, a stingy moose in bed, a boring hedgehog in love, an honest mare at work, etc.

5th circle

Phrases from this circle characterize a person in love, bed, family and work. For example, bed - "Seven do not wait for one", love - "Without labor, you can't pull a pond out of a pond," etc.

Test "Magic Mathematics"

This is a very short, but no less interesting and funny test joke. To conduct it, it is enough just to give all those present a few tasks.

1. Think of any number from 2 to 9.

2. Multiply it by 9.

3. Add the digits of the resulting two-digit number together.

4. On the first letter of the resulting number, guess the European country.

5. In the third letter of the name of this country, think of an animal.

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Now ask the question: “Have you all wondered? And where did you get the idea that rhinos live in Denmark? "

Test "Bath"

Based on which part of the body a person begins to wash in the first place, one can judge some of his character traits. Ask the test participants just one question: "When you are in a bath, shower or bath, where do you start to wash?"

Answer options

Hands

This is not to say that you combine many talents. Their absence compensates for your hard work, the desire to selflessly help others, reliability and decency. For this you are greatly appreciated and loved, but, really, not with such love as you would like.

Breast

You are, as they say, a man of action. Purposefulness, straightforwardness, honesty and adherence to principles - these are the qualities that characterize you to the fullest. Your motto is to always go forward. However, on your way, you often meet misunderstandings, and this greatly annoys you. You are using signs of attention from members of the opposite sex.

Face

The most important thing in life for you is material well-being, the rest, in your opinion, is nonsense. There is only one person you truly love, and that is yourself.

You are absolutely not interested in what others think of you. But you have a lot of advantages, thanks to which you do not sit alone.

Intimate parts of the body

Shyness is what sets you apart from the rest. You lack confidence and courage when dealing with others. Because of this, you have practically no friends and problems in your personal life. However, everything is in your hands. If you want to change something in your life, you will. How? Only you can answer this question.

Shoulders

Bad luck is at your heels. Whatever you undertake, it all ends either pitifully or in nothing. Hence the problems with the opposite sex. However, you are not hopeless at all. Declare to yourself that you are the coolest and most successful person in the world, stop believing in bad omens and listen to the advice of others, and then the black streak in your life will end.

Another part of the body

There is a zest in every person, but in you it is so deep that it is not visible. To get noticed, you need to do something extraordinary, perhaps take part in the filming of a popular talk show.

Test "Guess the riddle"

In childhood, we are happy to guess riddles, but with age, interest in this genre disappears, which is a pity. After all, a riddle is a great way to have fun and develop imaginative thinking. And in the form of a test, they can become an entertaining game. Read the questions and answer options before the audience. The test takers must say the correct answer in chorus.

1. The body is wooden, the clothes are torn, does not eat, does not drink, guards the garden.

A. Pinocchio.

B. Ogorodnik.

B. Scarecrow.

2. In the seas and rivers inhabits, but often flies in the sky, and when she gets bored of flying, falls to the ground again.

A. Pelican.

B. Amphibious aircraft.

3. I came without paints and without a brush and repainted all the leaves.

A. Girl doing graffiti.

4. He puffs like a locomotive, holds his nose up importantly, makes some noise, settles down, invites the seagull to drink.

B. Neighbor is a pensioner.

B. Kettle.

5. People live under water, they walk backwards.

A. Divers.

B. Vodyanoy and his servants.

6. New vessel, and all in holes.

A. Shell ship.

B. Empty head.

7. In my school bag, I’m lying as you study, I’ll tell you.

A. Mobile phone.

B. Petition to parents.

8. Diary.

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All answers are correct.

This suggests that the team is distinguished by intelligence and ingenuity.

Half of the correct answers.

This result is not bad either. All is not yet lost and much can be made up by hard work.

Less than half of the correct answers.

Here is a riddle, so a riddle. What is it about those present with their heads?

Test "Guess the riddle-2"

This test, like the previous one, offers to guess Russian folk riddles. Test takers should choose one of the two answer options.

The table with the correct answers is shown below. Based on the test results, you can judge the intelligence of your colleagues and their ability to think abstractly.

1. Ringing loudly,

The duck will grunt

Get together kids

To one uterus.

A. Bell ringing.

B. The cook calls for dinner.

2. Two sisters are suffering,

They gaze into the closet,

They dare not ascend.

A. Sash windows.

B. Lintels.

3. Mother is fat,

The daughter is red

Son of a brave

Gone under the skies.

A. Stove, fire, smoke.

B. Povarikha, her daughter and son-pilot.

4. Under the city near Bryansk,

Under the oak under the king's,

Two eagles are eagles

One testicle is pampered.

A. Wedding.

B. Christening.

5. Near the hole

White doves are standing.

B. Two sisters.

6. Stands firmly,

Hangs weakly

It's smooth around them,

Everybody has a tackle

They also have sweetness.

A. Nuts, shells, teeth.

B. Pig and acorns.

7. Knocks, rattles, spins,

Is not afraid of anyone

Counts his century

Himself not a man.

A. Cuckoo.

8. There is a bridge

For seven miles,

There is a pillar on the bridge,

On the pillar color

To the whole world.

A. Great Lent.

B. Bridge with traffic lights.

9. Two are standing,

Two are lying

The fifth one walks

The sixth is driving.

A. The game of hide and seek.

B. Door with lintels.

10. I will go out for you,

I'll hit the billiards

I will console the Tsar in Moscow,

I will wake up the king in Lithuania

Dead man in the ground

Abbess in a cell,

Little child in the cradle.

A. Church bell.

B. Nightingale the Robber

11. Two ends,

Two rings,

There is a nail in the middle.

A. Scissors.

B. Crossed swords hang on the wall.

12. The pig is running,

Gold back,

Linen tail.

A. Needle and thread.

B. Shiloh and threads.

13. I ask a riddle,

I throw it behind the garden

Coming in a year,

One year old grove.

14. There was a pig from the barn,

Having opened the hay along the snout.

B. Drunken man.

15. Stretch, soften

Little makhnushka,

I'm going naked.

A. Vargi.

B. The husband kicked his wife out of the house.

16. It is worth the ass,

Himself low,

One hundred rizoks on it.

17. In a wide yard,

On a smooth field

There are four priests

Under one hat.

A. Bench.

18. Four fours,

Two spreads

Seventh twirl

There are two pieces of glass in it.

A. Cow.

19. Himself naked,

Shirt in the groove;

Himself is white,

The kids are red.

B. Match.

20. No arms, no legs

Not a small patch Creeps upward.

A. Water vapor.

21. Erofeyka stands,

Belted shortly.

22. Three crows flew to the mansion;

One says:

I feel good in winter

Another is good for me in summer,

And the third is always good to me.

A. Horse, cow, boat.

B. Snow Maiden, Thumbelina, Baba Yaga

23. Under the cage, under the tent,

There is a barrel of black lard.

A. Boiler with water.

B. Trash can.

24. One to twelve gave birth,

And twelve seven gave birth,

Of the seven, four have grown.

B. Father with many children.

25. Ivy's worth

All in twigs.

A. Mutovina.

B. Gnarled log.

26. There is neither a man nor a woman, Carries neither a fold nor a pie.

B. Hermaphrodite.

27. Small and nasty

The whole house is on guard.

B. Old man with a stick.

28. A woman sits on the ridges,

All clothes are patched.

Whoever looks

He will cry.

A. Green onions.

29. Small and nasty

I walked around the whole meadow.

A. Gorbun.

30. I will tear off the shaggy head,

Take out my heart

I'll give you a drink

Will speak.

B. Writing pen.

31. An old man stands over the river,

He does not drink himself, he drinks others;

Water pours with no mouth,

Not with a bucket, but with a chisel.

A. Barrel with a tap.

B. Well.

32. Miron is standing,

The crow's head is full.

B. Scarecrow.

33. Black split,

Takes the teeth on edge.

A. Buckwheat.

B. Seeds.

34. Mila, overwhelmed,

I hacked my eyes

At least a sin, at least two,

And I want death.

B. The old woman was watching a porn film.

35. Little Chernenka,

The whole world is pretty.

A. Zest.

B. Bird cherry.

36. Born on the water,

Will grow on fire

I will see my mother

Will die again.

A. Salt. B. Sugar.

37. Five sheep eat up a stack,

Five sheep run away.

A. Flax is spun.

B. Sheep and wolf.

38. Do not bake, do not chew,

They do not swallow, but they all eat deliciously.

B. Bay leaf.

39. Screams without a tongue,

Sings without a throat

It makes me happy and sad

But the heart does not feel.

A. Bell.

B. Tape recorder.

40. Goes to the bathhouse cheren,

It turns out red.

B. Shakhtar.

41. Walks without legs,

Sleeveless arms

Mouth without speech.

A. Gossip.

42. Round, little,

Everyone is cute.

A. Happiness.

B. Money.

43. Sharp, unforged,

I will touch - beaten.

44. I sit on the tower,

Small as a mouse

Red as blood

Tasty like honey.

A. Cherry. B. Ryabin.

45. Lives without a body,

Speaks without a tongue

Nobody sees him

And everyone hears.

46. ​​A thorn sits on a pitchfork,

Dressed in crimson

Who will go,

That pricks.

A. Rosehip.

47. Neither body nor spirit,

And with wings around

Whom will I go to

I’ll just teach.

48. Flutters easily,

She herself does not know;

Who will look

Everyone will guess.

B. Butterfly.

49. It has grown, has grown,

I got out of the bush,

It rolled down my hands

I found myself on my teeth.

50. Metu, metu,

I won't sweep

I carry, I carry

I can’t bear it.

A. Water from the well.

B. Sunlight from the window.

51. Horde is riding,

Shaft alone

And no arcs.

A. Rydvan with a drawbar.

52. The pike will move,

The forest is withering

In that place, the city will become.

A. Peter I and St. Petersburg.

B. Scythe, grass, hay shock.

53. Four moves,

Two bodostas,

The seventh baker.

B. Cow, legs, horns, tail.

54. Himself thin,

A head with a pood.

A. Tadpole.

B. Bezmen.

55. Expensive capital

He nourished all souls.

56. Round, but not a girl,

With a tail, but not a mouse.

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Test "What's your IQ?"

It is now very fashionable to be tested to find out the level of intelligence.

Invite your colleagues to rate their intelligence using this test. To do this, give them blank sheets of paper and pencils so that they can record their answers to the questions asked.

Your task is to read the questions clearly and clearly and give some time to reflect on them. At the end of testing, voice the results.

1. While competing in race walking, you overtook an opponent in second place. What position did you start to occupy?

A. First.

B. Second.

B. Third.

D. The last one.

E. This is impossible.

B. Only among the Orthodox.

D. Only among Christians.

D. Only from Russian Argentines.

3. You re-enter race walking and overtake the last competitor. Where are you now?

A. At the first.

B. On the second.

B. On the penultimate one.

G. At the last one.

E. This is impossible.

4. Piglet is ...

A. Piglet.

B. Pig.

D. Coin.

5. How many kids did the wolf eat?

A. None.

B. One.

G. Six.

D. This did not happen at all.

6. Olya took one of the 5 glasses of tea on the table, drank the tea and put the glass back. How many glasses are left on the table?

G. Four.

7. One corner of the rectangular stool was sawed off. How many corners does the stool have after that?

8. The basket contained five cucumbers and eight apples. The girl took one cucumber. How many fruits are left in the basket?

A. Eight.

B. Thirteen.

D. Twelve.

9. The distance between cities A and B is 120 km. A car drove from city A to city B at a speed of 90 km / h. At the same time, another car drove out to meet her from city B to city A at a speed of 70 km / h. Which car will be closer to city A when they meet?

A. First.

B. Second.

B. At the same distance.

D. Cars will not meet.

E. This is impossible.

10. The price of the product first soared by 13%, and then dropped by the same percentage. What is the price of the item now?

11. How many times does the number 4 appear in numbers from 39 to 50?

A. Ten.

B. Eleven.

E. Nine.

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The more correct answers to the questions of this test, the higher the level of intelligence.

Test "Fruit-berries"

American psychologists have revealed the dependence of a person's character on berries and fruits that he prefers to eat. They carried out a thorough analysis that allowed them to identify people by types - such as Oranges, Pears, Apples, Strawberries and Cherries - and give them a fairly detailed description.

To do this test, write the listed fruits and berries on a poster and hang it in such a way that everyone can see it. Ask the congregation which of these fruits they prefer, and then read the description below.

Characteristics of fruits and berries

Oranges

As a rule, Oranges are loving natures. They cannot live without constant attention from others, against the background of which they are accustomed to stand out for their eccentricity.

Oranges are literally charged with energy, they do something for days on end, not sitting in one place for a second.

As for relationships with the opposite sex, they are able to fall in love with themselves in one minute, have a nice time with the object of their adoration and just as quickly part with it.

Pears

Pears are great optimists by nature. They quickly and easily converge with people who like the love of life and the inextinguishable sense of humor of these fruits. Pears are always fun and comfortable with. Life is in full swing around them. Pears are great friends who will always come to the rescue in difficult times.

Apples

Apples are big conservatives. Technological innovations are not for them. They prefer to surround their lives with antiques or just old things, in which, in their opinion, the soul is enclosed. And in relations with people, they are of the opinion that an old friend is better than two new ones.

Strawberry

Jealousy is the feeling that characterizes Strawberry. They like big and noisy companies, fun parties and celebrations. They are often the ringleaders in any company. But if suddenly their second half comes to mind to flirt with someone, the scandal cannot be avoided.

Cherries

Spiritual gentleness and kindness distinguish the Cherry-tree person. This is a real philanthropist, capable of sincerely and disinterestedly helping others, giving them his love and affection. Such people are childishly naive and sweet, and also love pranks and surprises.

Test New Year- find out what awaits you in the new year, what surprises are in store for you.

Each of us in New Year waiting for gifts, the fulfillment of cherished desires or the accomplishment of a miracle. With the New Year approaching, any adult returns a little to his childhood, at his best time, when he was little, decorated a Christmas tree with his parents, waited for the clock to strike 12 strikes and Santa Claus would give a gift.

We invite you to plunge a little while remembering the best moments of your life. Go through test about New Year, and you will learn a lot of new things and maybe even include something in your program for celebrating the New Year.

Also given test New Year will be useful for your children who love this holiday very much. Any child, in any country knows a holiday New Year, since he conceals in himself some kind of mystery, a sacrament, brings happiness and kindness to every home.

Celebration New Year January 1 was installed by Julius Caesar in 46 BC. This day was dedicated to the god of choice, who had the name Janus, in honor of him the month of January, the first month of the year, also has its name.

Initially in Russia since 1492, New Year celebrated on September 1, in 1700 by the decree of Peter 1 New Year began to celebrate on January 1, most likely he took over this tradition from Europe, where, as you know, he loved to visit.

For the New Year, it is customary to install a Christmas tree in the house and decorate it with various decorations - Christmas tree decorations, garlands, tinsel. Few people know when the first Christmas tree toy was made? It was officially invented in the 16th century, in Sweden (Saxony). With the advent of Christmas tree decorations, the New Year holiday has become even more beautiful and solemn.

In the new year, all children and adults sing a song. A Christmas tree was born in the forest. We owe the appearance of this song to Raisa Adamovna Kudasheva and Leonid Karlovich Beckman. This song was born in 1902-1904. This song is included in the TOP-30 of the most popular songs in our country and in the post-Soviet space. Every child, without exception, knows and loves this song.

But not in all countries they meet New Year January 1st. Do you know when they meet New Year in Muslims? In Muslim countries, the new year is celebrated on March 21, the day of the spring equinox, and this holiday is called a new day.

In many countries, when celebrating the new year, there are various customs and rituals. For example, in Italy, on New Year's Eve, old things are thrown out of the house.

Greece also has its own customs, which are produced on New Year's Eve. For example, when the time comes, the head of the family takes the fruit of the gragata and breaks it against the wall of his house.

And in Tibet, the customs that are accepted to be performed in New Year associated with cooking. In this country, on New Year's Eve, pies are baked and distributed to all passers-by.

On New Year in all countries, it is customary to send greeting cards to all your loved ones, relatives and friends. Do you know where the first New Year card was printed? There is a lot of controversy on this topic, but the official version is that the New Year's card was printed in London.

New Year always accompanied by beautiful illumination. All the central streets of the cities, as well as the Christmas trees located in the squares and in the apartments of residents, are decorated with multi-colored lamps that fascinate with their colored overflows, which are called garlands. And where the first garland appeared. There is also a lot of controversy about this answer, but most are inclined to believe that the garland appeared in the White House, in the United States.

Psychological
test "New Year"

Remember New Year's parties in kindergarten? Each of us was dressed up in some character. Gray bunnies and adorable snowflakes did not stand out from the crowd of kids dressed in the same costumes. But there were also those who attracted attention with their unusual outfit - firecrackers, mermaids, cowboy or genie. Many girls were jealous of the one who played the role of the Snow Maiden, because she was one of the main New Year's characters. How do you feel in adulthood? To determine your psychological type using the example of fairy-tale heroes, take our test.

Question I: You were invited to a karaoke bar for a holiday. How do you react to this?

Answer options:
1. Great! I love to sing! (3 points)
2. How much do you need to drink ?! (1 point)
3. No leps from me, but you can try to portray something from the "Roots" group. (2 points)

Question II: Do you believe in omens?

Answer options:
1. Only if they are good. (3 points)
2. It is impossible to be considered a cultured person and not believe in omens, because they are part of culture. Therefore, I believe. (2 points)
3. I would definitely answer this question, if not for one omen ... (1 point)

Question III: What is family to you?

Answer options:
1. A quiet haven. (1 point)
2. An object of constant concern. (2 points)
3. Favorite "madhouse"! (3 points)

Question IV: The most valuable thing you found was worth the equivalent of

Answer options:
1. A loaf of bread. (1 point)
2. A bottle of vintage wine. (2 points)
3. A bottle of elite cognac. (3 points)

Question V: What do you like to do in your free time?

Answer options:
1. Just lie down, in extreme cases - read. (2 points)
2. Go in for sports, go shopping, "hang out" at parties. (3 points)
3. Fishing, weaving macrame, sorting through a collection of coins - in general, doing everything related to your favorite hobby. (1 point)

Question VI: Which Stephen would you like to see as your friend?

Answer options:
1. Kinga. (1 point)
2. Segal. (3 points)
3. Spielberg. (2 points)

Now, calculate the total number of points and determine who you are.

0-8 points - Man from the crowd (Snowflake, Bunny)

You have a very good character, the main features of which are responsiveness, complaisance and predictability. Your credo is playing by the rules. Making rationalizations at work, organizing original parties for friends is not yours. Sometimes you yourself suffer from your "ordinariness", but you are not ready to stand out against the background of others and receive a certain portion of negativity that always accompanies popularity.

9-14 points - Natural Born Leader (Santa Claus, Snow Maiden)

It is safe and fun with you. You are the soul of the company and the presenter at all events. You enjoy distributing prizes and giving gifts. Friends rightly give you the palm in any business, but strangers are sometimes shocked by your craving for theatrical effects. You are a born leader, but, like all outstanding people, at times you are capricious and willful.

15-18 points - Creative personality (Clapperboard, SpongeBob)

Since childhood, you did not like to dress like everyone else. And do what others do. Any boundaries are unacceptable for you. You turn any, even the most banal activity into an extravaganza! Many do not understand you: still - come to a business meeting in a pink tie with skulls! But you absolutely do not care about the opinion of the majority, you live in your own world, and you are comfortable in it.

Hello, friends! There is very little time left until the New Year, and therefore today we will urgently cheer up the New Year's mood! And where does the tests, not boring? Mistake! I have prepared a selection of fun New Year tests that will definitely cheer you up and your friends!

Testing is one of the simplest and most effective methods for assessing any quality. This time, your sense of humor will undergo the greatest assessment. All tests are checked and I guarantee you that at the end you will not be forced to send "SMS to number". Ehh, how they piss me off with these SMS) Okay, down with the chatter - it's time to move on to the tests!

1. Test "Letter to Santa Claus"

A funny test, at the end of which you will see a report in the form of a small but very funny story! Perfect for banter over your friends! It will be fun to solve this test in a company, in general I recommend it!

The test consists of only 20 questions, so it will take no more than a few minutes!

2. Test "How will I meet the new year"

There are only 8 questions, but you will get an answer to the question "How will I meet the new year"

I am quite satisfied with the version I got, but I will not post it here, otherwise you never know)

The shortest test I've ever come across, but at the same time pretty useful) You just need to choose the picture that you think is more suitable for you)

With this test, you will find out what awaits you on the love front in the new year. Attention!!! Contains vulgar questions, so for an amateur)

There are 20 questions in the test, so it doesn't take much.

New Years Jokes

Funny New Years test for adults

With this test, you can defuse the atmosphere at the celebration by handing out a copy with a pen to each. You can also hand out a blank piece of paper with a pen and read the entire test aloud. And here are the questions themselves:

1. Will the next year be easier than this one?
2. Will you be disappointed if you fall asleep earlier than 4:00 on New Year's Eve?
3. Will you wear clothes related to predictions and horoscopes in the new year?
4. Will you welcome guests arriving after 4 am?
5. Do you think New Year's Eve is a good reason to make peace?
6. Will you eat right at the festive table, ignoring the most delicious?
7. Take a look at your reflection in the Christmas tree ball. Smiled?
8. If at night a completely unfamiliar Santa Claus comes to you, will you let him in?
9. Do you feel euphoric after the clock strikes 12 times?
10. Do you think this test will help determine your future?

The key to the test

"YES" = "NO" Next year, everything will be smooth for you, although you will have special adventures.
"YES"> "NO" A sea of ​​drive and adventure awaits you next year!
"YES"< "НЕТ" You look too soberly at what is happening. Therefore, it will not hurt you to communicate with a variety of people next year, stay at home less - otherwise you risk becoming an inveterate skeptic.

Well, I think that's enough new year tests for this year! Take more fun tests to always be in a good mood!

I wish you a fun New Year! Your